How do you convince your boss not to give you a promotion without getting fired?

Well, that was just ridiculous. I know goblins aren't known for their mental capacity, but honestly. It takes more than five of them to knock over a police station. Oi ( Read more... )

What are your thoughts on death?

Where do you go when you die? What will it be like?

Do you ever consider raising the dead?

[[ also, she's writing all this thinking she's still anon. XD; ]]

I have a suggestion for the community at large. Being that we have a consistent influx of new members - moreso than usual, lately, according to Foaly's numbers - I was thinking it would be far simpler if we made one solid post that could be referenced to introduce them to the more unique side of the community ( Read more... )

Father has many books here... but I never thought I'd find something like this. It has so much Charter Magic in it. And there are people communicating with each other. I guess like a phone in Ancelstierre... but only some people are using their voices. The rest is written.

.... I think this means people can see what I'm writing.

Hello?

As if the mental regression wasn't bad enough? D'arvit, it's not like I can show up to work looking like I've barely graduated the academy, let alone made Captain.

I've even got my old eye back. Foaly, if you laugh, I'll burn your tail off, and we'll see how much Caballine likes you after that.

So, I'm curious, regardless of the fact that it's a terrible mudman tradition, what are the lot of you dressing up for Halloween as?

I'd better not hear of too many vampires and witches, or I'll be severely disappointed.

Any fairies, though, I wonder?

[ooc; Strikes locked, hackable to deities and those with similar hacking skill. I.e., Artemis ( Read more... )

...Well, crap.  Sorry about that, Foaly.  Guess you got kind of a crash course in the community, dealing with me like that...

Glad it's worn off.  For the most part;  I still have this terrible urge to find out what Trouble's up to this weekend.  Anyway, I was wondering when the viruses and world nexus thing would catch your attention.  Arte--

... It ( Read more... )

I apologize to everyone here, but there has been a state of emergency declared in Haven City that, in one hour, will automatically shut down all electronics that can connect with the surface--including my computer.

I'm going to hope I can call this a hiatus, because if this computer doesn't come back online, it means . . . my People are doomed to ( Read more... )

D'Arvit!  This is ridiculous, I've never seen magic actually change someone's genetic make-up before.  Who's responsible for this?

[ooc;  Human!Holly is . . . well, human.  Norr confirmed that the animal virus can turn other species into humans, so, enjoy Holly being the thing she hates most!]